festeringfae:

melodymakesthings:

I made this embroidered canvas patch for festeringfae’s birthday. I hope you all like it as much as she did

I AM DELIGHTED
teamvampireweekend:

Ezra Koenig’s 10 Commandments (Q Magazine, October 2014 issue)
purepopfornowpeople:

"Free U2 tape with every cassette player." Time is a flat circle.

"Before we start this q&a, please don’t ask me what’s the hottest club in New York. The answer is “Fuck off”"

- Bill Hader (via hadersgonnahade)

(Source: haveyoutriedcocaine, via galentines)

(Source: nevermindtheb0ll0cks, via jackie-jormpjomp)

Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

(Source: nasim-pedrad, via daenerysknope)

(Source: patheticjunkies, via fuckyeahloldemort)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

(via bestestmensch)

heytinafey:

i don’t anyone to forget about this ever 

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

(via daenerysknope)

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via hipsterinatardis)


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arctick-monkeys:

new life motto