"Before we start this q&a, please don’t ask me what’s the hottest club in New York. The answer is “Fuck off”"
- Bill Hader (via hadersgonnahade)
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Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari
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Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
This made me laugh so hard!
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via 33113)
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